There are only so many stories. As we move further down in the barrel are obliged to scrape the sides for content, as this cheeseburger has only partaken in and/or witnessed life for thirty years and in none of those years was he a space astronaut or a victim of an exciting war or a globe-trotting child-actor with fabulous wealth and/or things.

I have compiled an Episode Guide, so you can see which stories have already been told and which have been left to be told another time. If you have any interest in the matter, tell me which untold stories you might be interested in reading.

The phrase "but that is another story and shall be told another time" comes from the Ralph Mannheim translation of Michael Ende's The Neverending Story, and is probably the intellectual property of some multinational corporate AI with lawyers for neurons.

It is used without permission.