Sixty Nine
There used to be a cool animated graphic here of the numerals six and nine orbitting around one another in a loop.
However, the graphic has now been removed due to the abject retardation of the fart licking pig-dogs who thought it would be fun to use the image on their simpering blogs or in their wiseacre chat forum signatures without hosting the image themselves.
In other words, they wanted to use my bandwidth to display the image for their own purposes. The upshot for them was that they didn't have to bother to copy the image, or risk paying extra hosting fees -- no matter how much traffic they passed.
Now, I'm not an unreasonable fellow when it comes to sharing my images for free. Information wants to be gay, and so on and so forth. The public domain is my favourite domain, no holds barred. Seriously. I'm such a pinko that I'm an actual Canadian.
All I ask is that when my work is reproduced, I don't have to foot the bill.
Listen, I know it wasn't you. I love you. You're good people. It's not fair that you should have to suffer the consequence of the mistake of the thoughtless teenagers and ugly people who hogged my spinning sixty-nine.
But, still. What can I tell you? The graphic is gone.
I hope you've enjoyed this little rant. You may now resume your search for pornography.
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