This site is where I stick whatever I don't know what to do with. Essentially, it is a total waste of bandwidth for the purposes of my own amusement. Admission is free.

This site was woven using Barebones BBEdit Lite 4.0 and Adobe PageMill 2.0; needless to say, there were some Macintoshes involved. All code in this site (with the exception of the odd Javascript trick) conforms to HTML 3.2 - no frames, no extra plug-ins, no adult verification systems. um.

This site is fully dehanced for Lynx.

This web real estate lives in the Vex domain, and just downstream is a smallish plot within my personal computer, whose name is Peanut Butter Sue.

All contents of this site which have not been teefed from another source are copyright ©1998 MDFH Productions - for reproduction information please just drop me a line -- I will not say "no" unless you are a Nazi.

 

These pages first published: February 1996

Last big-ass major overhaul: December 1997

Most recent minor jiggery-pokery: 23 April 1998

 

You do not need a medical examination to browse this site, and no salesperson will visit your home.

I thank you for your attention / je vous remercie de votre attention.