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Schrodinger the Cats
Schrodinger (Felix domesticus quantumfluxum) are two Domestic Short Hair cats born in 1997 and later taken home by Matthew; they climbed out of their box and onto his shoulders and into his heart. Schrodinger wear white pantoufles on their paws, and have fluffy white bellies.
The individual yin and yang units of Schrodinger are each known by several names, including Punk-rocker, Ballerino and Head-bopper for the black and white iteration, with Skitterpuss and Miss Kitty for the grey and white iteration.
There is a rumour that each cat of Schrodinger has its own virtual anti-cat, but I cannot verify this. The gist of it is that they are invisible, and they subsist on individual cat kibbles which tunnel out of our reality through random quantum burbling (naturally, anti-kibbles tunnel into our reality, too, but they are not noticed in the regular cycle of non-anti-kibble feeding and consumption). And, while I admit that the idea that the times when the litter box mysteriously empties is because of the anti-poo of the virtual anti-cats is infinitely more appealing than Astra's theory that the dog is eating the poo, there still remains scant evidence to support the existence of the virtual anti-cats. |
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