[ Note: this is an archived copy of Ingrid's Homepage from 2003. Ingrid's current homepage is here. ]

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Hello, my name is Ingrid Nora Echo Hemming, and I am a small baby living in Toronto, Canada. This is my very own homepage on the world wide web. My mommy and daddy have helped me write it, because I am illiterate.

28 December 2003
Merry Merry: Visit the Photo Gallery to see selections from Baby Santa's first Christmas. Her gift to us: Ingrid now walks, and uses her own spoon! Baby Santa

10 November 2003
Baby "bug!" with "Ma ma ma!" Hallowe'en Ladybird: Self-described "bug!" Ingrid saw through her first Hallowe'en as a red ladybird; select snaps are available in the Photo Gallery. Also: the Sixth Trimester Report has been issued, concluding that particular series of Ingridibilia.

10 October 2003
Fresh Flicks: New movies of a small standing girl have been posted in the Movie Theatre, as well as some fruits from the labours of the Ingrid paparazzi in the new four-page format Photo Gallery. Car-seat Swig

12 September 2003
Eating dirt at the cottage, 7 months old Earthy Adventures: Ingrid is now an enthusiastic explorer of the world. She communes with most things she finds by putting them in her mouth. Witness her recent dirt-eating episode in the Photo Gallery.

20 August 2003
Seven Months of Little Miss CuteSauce: New postings in honour of the big 7th, including Astra's lastest State of the Baby report, fresh movies in the movie gallery, featuring crawling and catplay, as well as even more cheesecake photography! Swimming watermelon baby

22 July 2003
Six months old, and very happy about it. One Half Year: We're six months post partum now, and nobody's happier about it than our favourite squealing heroine. In celebration we've added to the Photo Gallery, and issued the Fifth Trimester Report.

7 July 2003
E-mail Debut: Ingrid has sent her first e-mail; mommy helped her with the complicated bits. Her missive has been reproduced in whole below, for the enjoyment of babyfans everywhere:

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Date: Mon Jul 7, 2003 09:04:54 Canada/Eastern
To: "matthew frederick davis h." <mfdh@domain.co>
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Summer Fun: The Photo Gallery has been updated with pictures of Ingrid enjoying a summer wedding up north and a barbecue in our own yard. Please note: in case you missed it, click on the small thumbnail images in order to view a larger version of each photograph.

16 June 2003
Ingrid and her Duck Clickity-click: New additions to the Photo Gallery, including snaps from our recent trip to the zoo, have forced us to move to a three page format. That's a lot of Ingridabilia.

10 June 2003
Feeding Frenzy: Bon appetit, babyfans! Our special: a brand new, absolutely riveting video of Ingrid eating her lunch. For dessert, why not consider browsing the newest additions to the photo gallery? Post-bath turtle-girl

2 June 2003
Astra's State of the Baby Report: Ingrid is now in her fourteenth week of life and she continues to grow by leaps and bounds. She has three teeth which have grown in nicely on her bottom and two new eye teeth peeking out today from the top gums. Poor little pickle has been having some hard teething times but, with true Ingrid tolerance, she continues to be a trooper...
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1 June 2003
Ingrid and her Duck The Art of Ingrid: It is no unusual matter for Ingrid's face to inspire copious contributions to this site's photo gallery; new, however, are her appearences in more traditional media: here, for example and here.

11 May 2003
Il y a encore des photos: A handful of new photos has been posted in celebration of Astra's first Mothers' Day as a mother. Ingrid made breakfast for her mommy this morning, with extensive help from Papa; fragrant flowers were enjoyed by all. Happy Mothers' Day, mothers of the world wide web.

27 April 2003
Updates! Updates! Updates! Fans of the babe brace yourselves, because today we've added fresh content to every section of Ingrid's emporium of webby cuteness. Behold: Astra has issued the newest State of the Baby address, Matthew has filed his Fourth Trimester Report, a giggling and tooth-flashing baby is the super-vedette of the Movie Theatre page, and we've been forced to move to a multiple page format for the Photo Gallery in order to find room for every single scrumptious thumbnail. Ta-dah!

12 April 2003
Ingrid drives the Cooper Mini, 11 weeks old Baby Can I Drive Your Car?: Well, no. But you can pretend. As seen here, Laurie's Cooper Mini is indeed baby-sized, so illustrated with an Ingrid for scale. Besides this tomfoolery there are even more photographs to be seen.

5 April 2003
Put Your Hands Together: Ingrid has begun experimenting with bringing her hands together and bringing held objects to her mouth (and, subsequently drooling on them). Our books tell us that these actions are good sign-posts for benchmarking the development of Ingrid's growing capacity for basic motor control. Which is good. Also: in another vein altogether I think the world at large should know that we have found Huggies diapers to be vastly inferior to their similarly-priced market-dominating competitor, Pampers. When Ingrid pooed in her huggies all of the poo ended up in the leg of her sleeper, like a sort of poo-sock. Highly distasteful to mop up after that one, I can tell you. We just hosed the kid off. This morning she awoke informing her mommy of a severe pee-containment breech, leading to a soggy sleeper. So, in our experience so far: Huggies bad, Pampers good. Plus: there are always more photos.

3 April 2003
Ingrid is a Cutey Pie: Here are some new entries in the Photo Gallery of Ingrid giggling at mommy. I know the photo gallery is already big (and she is only 9 weeks old!) but these photos of her laughing out loud could make even the coldest man cry.

1 April 2003
Canadian Baby Photographers Series Canadian Baby Bandits: New in the Photo Gallery is a sampling of images from the series taken by a competent but phantasmagorically expensive outfit called Canadian Baby Photographers. We opted for their cheapest package, and will use our magical digital toys to make our own reproductions.

29 March 2003
Ingrid and her new clothes Fashion Plate: Ingrid luxuriates in a massive pile of clothes generously donated by Matthew's cousin Jennifer and her husband Doug. Running the gamut from bonnets to frocks to jumpers, Ingrid is well stocked for her next few months of baby chic. Many thanks to Jennifer and Doug!
Ingrid samples a new look
Photo Gallery Update: Yes, we have more photographs.

19 March 2003
Matthew's State of the Baby Report: Ingrid had her first check-up with her MD today. Dr Poldes checked the rotation and flexibility of Ingrid's limbs and hinges, and peered into her various apertures, ultimately declaring everything to be in ship shape...
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9 March 2003
More Multimedia: Another video clip has been added to the movie theatre page. Highlights include waking up, peeing on the bed and a couple of lop-sided grins.

Astra's State of the Baby Report: Ingrid had her last visit with the midwives this week, as she is now six weeks old. How time flies when you are watching someone's forebrain develop. Ingrid weighed in at 11 pounds and 8 ounces as she continues to expand...
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3 March 2003
Gallery Update: A new smattering of cuteness to satisfy the most die-hard Ingrid fan has been added to the Photo Gallery. To date, we have taken almost 600 photographs of our favourite wee thing. (Please note: there are not 600 photographs in the gallery.)

Ingrid & Pals, 5 weeks old

22 February 2003
Astra's State of the Baby Report: Ingrid is a month old! She is growing by leaps and bounds. Having just been to the midwives I have some updates. Ingrid now weighs 10 lbs and 8 ounces. I suspect it goes up every day because she really likes to eat. Matthew has taken to calling her "Boss Hog" because of her two, fairly generous, chins...
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20 February 2003
Today is the birthday of Srimati "Chinky" Sen, the official winner of the baby pool (closest by date, then by weight, then by sex). Srimati will receive fabulous winnings including (and amounting to) about eighteen bucks Canadian. Hooray for Chinky!

7 February 2003
My daddy took pictures of me with a video camera today. Want to see? Visit the movie theatre page here.

6 February 2003
My baby homepage has been officially retired to the archives. There will be no new baby news posted there until Baby2 is on the way. Mommy says "don't hold your breath."

22 January 2003
The Third Trimester Report was issued today, in which you can read about my birth from my daddy's point of view. Here are the First and Second reports, too.

21 January 2003
I was born yesterday.